+1 former dorf

[fabulistic]

▶ F A B U L I S T I C

J O E Y

VARRIC TETHRAS

APPLICATION ◀
INBOX ◀

▼ CALL SIGN

VARRIC

▼ GENDER

MALE

▼ STATUS (ORIGIN)

UNPLUGGED (DRAGON AGE)

▼ CREW/S

NONE

▼ DESIGNATION

NONE

ANOM 2 MART 0 PROJ 5
TECH 3 WILD 0

Rogue, storyteller, and occasionally unwelcome tagalong. Pretty much all that needs to be said about Varric. Ever. But...

According to his matrix Varric's a surface dwarf born and raised in Kirkwall, Thedas. He's a renowned author, one time companion and best friend to the famed Champion of Kirkwall, and proud owner of chest hair. He makes friends and networks as easy as breathing, but sorry ladies and gents. He's in a committed relationship with his crossbow and tbh isn't all that into humans.

Which is awkward. Seeing as he apparently actually is one.

Varric's been unplugged for about a month now and is still getting used to things. Things like the lack of magic, completely alien technology, and a sudden boost in height. Hello, permanent concussions. You're just what he always wanted.

▲ ABBREVIATED DOSSIER

Comments

[dissent]

YELLS

[fabulistic]

HELLO.

I look forward to feelings.

[dissent]

so many feelings

[halatinous]

hey buddy

[fabulistic]

Heyyyyyyyyy.

[lostsoldier]

hello i'm jenni and I'm still canon blind to DA somehow but I have heard tales of varric's excellence so welcome!! I just have mr. brainwashing here and jack benjamin from kings, the latter of whom is probably better conversation.

[fabulistic]

WELL SO LONG AS HIS REPUTATION PROCEEDS HIM THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FINE.

He'll probably even be able to converse with Mr Brainwashing though. Varric can talk enough for at least ten people, so.